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与八年之前,先帝最后一次御驾亲征时相比,如今的禁军变得更加拉胯。

内线行军,还是在全天下路面状况最佳的京畿之地,在无需提防外敌袭扰,安全无忧,骡马辎车齐全,无需披甲负重的情况下行军,一天下来,居然只走了不到十里。

途中还有大量禁军官兵“中暑”

晕倒。

一些更狠的家伙,甚至直接从马背上掉下来,把胳膊腿摔断,就此宣布光荣伤退,欢天喜地原地回城。

总之短短十里左右的行军路途,随天子御驾出征的四万多禁军洋相百出,丑态毕露,沿途百姓都拿他们当笑话看,在路边指指点点,唾弃鄙夷。

然而禁军竟然对此不以为耻,不说反以为荣吧,至少也是无动于衷。

少女天子对禁军的情况,并不能实时掌握第一手详情。

毕竟簇拥在她中军周围的,都是宫里的大内禁卫,以及禁军之中精挑细选出来的架子营。

那些架子营打仗不咋地,可样子还算威武,行军也能勉强不拉胯,让天子对自家军队还抱了一分幻想。

直至晚上宿营,得到了今日行军的具体报告,少女天子方才嗔目结舌地惊呼: “什么?

一天下来,就有六百多人中暑晕倒?

不得不收容到兵站休养?

还有十八个将官从马上掉下来,摔断了手脚,只能回城养伤,无法继续出征了?

“你们是不是搞错了什么?

京畿官道,可是七百年前,炼气士修筑的硬化大道,又宽又直又平坦。

这几百年来维护也算用心,朕白天可是亲眼看过了,路上连个小石子儿都没有,无缘无故的怎会摔下马来?

“摔伤的这十八个将官,个个都是将门勋贵出身的武将,不是说自幼就苦练武艺,弓马娴熟么?”

前来汇报行军情况,出身宗室的禁军左骁卫大都统干咳两声,从容不迫地说道: “天气太热了。

普通士卒还可以将甲械放在辎车上轻装行进,可将官们需以身作则,装具齐整的骑马行军。

被这大日头一天暴晒下来,纷纷中暑,这才不幸落马摔伤。

“其实末将今日也曾头晕目眩,险些落马,全靠一颗忠君爱国之心,方才咬牙强撑了下来……但如果再这样下去,末将再是一腔热血,这副老身子骨恐怕也熬不住。

毕竟如今正值盛夏,本就不是适宜行军打仗的时节……”

少女天子一巴掌拍在面前的御案上,怒目圆瞪,脆声喝道: “北蛮十万铁骑,侵略如火,攻无不克,怎没见他们嫌天热不动兵?”

她气势虽绷得足,奈何长得太过精致可爱,声音又脆嫩稚气,这番天子之怒,落在老油条眼里,也就是奶凶奶凶毫不唬人。

因此左骁卫大都统面不改色,继续从容说道: “北边凉快些。

北蛮又都是些菇毛饮血的野蛮人,自是比咱们大周的文明之师更加粗糙能忍。”

“你!”

天子气得浑身发抖,抬手指着这位五服以内的远房堂伯,怒吼: “你给我滚出去!”

那左骁卫大都统倒是颇有大将风度,面对天子震怒,从容不迫抬手一揖: “末将遵旨,末将告退。”

说罢保持揖礼之姿,倒退数步,这才转身出了天子营帐。

少女天子瞪着左骁卫大都统的背影,小脸通红地大口喘气。

侍立一旁的德一刚要上前劝解,天子忽然大叫一声,“气死我啦!”

拔出佩剑,往桌上一阵乱砍。

可没提防用力过猛,又刃筋不正,长剑铛一声反弹回来,不仅把手腕扭到了,剑刃还险些弹到她自己脑门上。

得亏德一武功高强、眼疾手快,闪电出手,将剑锋捉住,才使天子免了一场酿的血光之灾。

“陛下息怒,莫气坏了身子,更别弄伤了自己。”

德一、顺一等秘卫连声劝解。

少女天子也被自个儿吓了一跳。

可她实在气得够呛,也顾不上后怕,哆嗦着嘴唇,胸脯急剧起伏着叫道: “这叫我如何息怒?

“在京畿之地,行军一日,竟才走了不到十里。

行军缓慢不说,竟还有六百多人病倒,十八个将官摔断腿…… “照此下去,得到什么时候才能兵抵北疆?

赶到之时,朕这四万大军,又还能剩下几根人毛?

“还有左骁卫大都统那老东西,他可是宗室大将,居然也一副不关他事的模样…… “真当这天下是我一个人的么?

真当被蛮夷夺了天下,他们还能继续过好日子么?”

她急眉赤眼地呼哧着,忽然又狠狠一拍桌子: “这群废物,朕要把他们统统杀掉!”

德一沉声道:“若陛下杀意已决,臣愿为陛下操刀。”

“臣亦愿操刀。”

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顺一、信一、信二、义一、义二也纷纷上前,表示愿意帮天子砍人。

少女天子咬牙切齿地幻想着: 先把左骁马大都统一刀宰了,再把那十八个摔断腿的废物统统砍了,再把那些“中暑”

的家伙全部宰了祭旗,人头堆成京观摆在路边,让禁军大队从旁经过,找几个大嗓门在旁边宣告:日行不到三十里者杀,中暑者死,摔残者斩。

于是禁军受骇之下,纷纷化身虎狼,行军如风,几天之内就赶到北疆,无需她动手,便侵攻如火,势如破竹把北蛮大军杀得尸横遍野、血流成河…… 可惜,幻想只是幻想。

禁军将官哪个不是有根脚来历的?
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